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The conspiracy of the wrist

So I have finally figured out that there is a secret cult in America. Yes there are secret signs and all of that. I havent worked out the initiation process yet, but stay tuned.

What is the purpose of the cult? Well it is to drive with only your wrist. I am not sure of its purpose, but we can only assume it is world domination. I mean why else would you drive around with only your wrist on the wheel? It is to alert the other members that you are not a threat, but instead a companion.

Again, dont ask why, just believe. The most important people you know belong to this group. Some people in the FBI, all forms of law enforcement, military. But guess what!? They are all MEN!!! Wow. That is the case breaker. Anything that excludes women must be a cult.

OK so enough fun. Why do guys drive with their wrist? More important why cant I? I just cant do it. With a 78″ wingspan you would think that I could accomplish a simple wrist on the wheel. But I cannot reach the wheel from my sitting position with my wrist.

I drive a lot. 70 miles a day as well as many miles on most weekends taking trips. I just dont see it. I cant lean to far to the left, I cant lean too far back either. Its just too hard. So please let me know why you drive with you wrist. Why did you join the cult? Who brought you in? What benefits does it bring you? What are the ultimate goals of your members (before taking over the world)?


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